Dive! Dive! Dive!


My normal web-surfing was interrupted last night by a sneak attack. For the first time in my life, my (junk) e-mail was hacked. I sounded the klaxons and managed to lock down the attempted invasion. What does this have to do with job-searching? Don't give out a lot of information on job sites (as we've all been told), but also, don't post your resume to a thousand different sites. Pick a couple (I like Simply Hired) and choose strong passwords. For advice on that, go here. Along with net security, it'll save your sanity from checking sixteen different job boards.

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