Bombora

While not entirely advisable, some job-seekers take what I call the ABBA approach. Just beware the adverse side-effects. See 2:46 for the crazy eyes that you don't want to flash at the hiring manager, and 3:28 for the jig you should stow for the interview. The jury's still out on the thigh-high boots.

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